Proud New Parents Gift Hamper Girl

Let me tell you a story and I am sure that you can identify the common themes within the patterns of this website.  If you enjoy the story, then in a short time we will write the next part of the story.  How will I know that you enjoy the story?  Well you will have positioned our web-site prominently in the search engines and algorthyms of the internet for key words concerning themselves with “baby gifts” and will have made us more visible driving human traffic to visit our website.

All the gifts shown in the basketsgalore/baby-gifts section are part of what we call our Solar System Habitability Marketing Plan.  What this means is that many years ago we understood that the only advantage that we had as a small business in the UK was that we were masters of our own fate.  If we made good decisions, we would survive, if we made bad, then we would be destroyed in the capitalist business system.  However we valued patience, perserverance and believed in humanity’s desire to value genuine relationships.

We were pioneers in E-Commerce, but in truth we benefitted from good timing.  You see the 1990s had seen a huge investment in E-Commerce, but the March 2000 Tech crash had a seismic impact upon the industry.  Such massive sums of money had been invested and lost that there was no desire to continue financing loss making E-Tailing businesses.  In this environment a small start-up business such as ours was able to wander around the digital wasteland of the nation known as the United Kingdom.  Everybody who had had money or access to it had been so burned that only the most determined or the most intrepid invested their most precious resource. That precious resource was of course time.

The Planet governing all the baby gifts in this schema, which is “baby Gifts UK” is Venus.  All of our keywords, which in the digital e-commerce world play a vital role in sending appropriate traffic to websites are given associative planets from our Solar System.  The reason for this is man’s tendency to destroy quickly what has been created in order to improve. This Creative Destruction aspect of human development necessitates a comprehensive strategic plan, one which would be able to withstand the turbulence of a fast changing digital world.  If our focus was not on the long plan, then our data would be assimilated quickly by AI and resold to new competitors who would use our own work which was in time, effort and innovation every 5-6 years rendering us as at best obsolete and at worst continuously swimming uphill against the current whilst competitors with less baggage to carry were less likely to be swept away.

Time and Relativity.  We needed to make Time our friend rather than our enemy.  In the world of big business time is not on their side.  At the first sign of something being difficult, substantial resources will be deployed, money will be thrown at the problem.  However this is something that small businesses cannot do.  They need to bide their time, generate profits every year and create their own capital.  This takes time. 

In order to survive the first five years of business when many people dismiss what is new and innovative as being unlikely to succeed, we followed a number of mathematical equations.  Balancing supply and demand was the critical element because it enabled cash generation to be profitable.

We applied the equation pq-qp =  ∏/h

p = visitors

q =conversion rate

∏= Constant

H = Identifier

This equation is applied now to certain sets of key words.  One such set is Baby Gifts UK and this product schema falls within this set.  That doesn’t mean to say that this product cannot be considered applicable to a person searching for a hamper or an occasion, but that the dominant inferred search is for the Gift Baskets product combined with the country of destination rather than the country of origin.

 The reason why we identify this key word “Baby Gifts UK” with Venus is because it is a much less desirable place to live on than Earth, which we associate with the more desirable keyword word Hampers.  You have to be much more resourceful, you have to be more imaginative and that very lack of desirability provides you with the time to plot a strategic plan enabling you to create habitable zones of business operations.  Yet how can we exist here when others can’t.  Well the strength lies in the collective with the honest acknowledgement that surface of the planet is simply too hot to land on.  In the 1960s and 70s the Soviet Union sent many probes to Venus and they thought that they had all malfunctioned.  In reality they had simply melted.  This is a useful analogy for how we view the key word “Baby Gifts”.  

We applied this to a core set of key words that would be considered appropriate or valid to our product options and creations.  The reason that this was necessary was because the primary manager of data was Google, but unfortunately the data was being continuously corrupted by humans seeking to “game their system”.  Examples of this were the necessity for Penguin and Panda updates  which were a feature of the late 2000s.  The Hummingbird update in the early tweenies and the constant adjustments to the algorithym ever sense.  On an individual level we had babygifts.basketsgalore.co.uk, which evolved into  babybasketsgalore.co.uk.  The latter website was so mercilessly copied by a new entrant to the market that it not only impacted our search ranking, it usurped it.  Wariness became our approach to a keyword and an industry where ones time, energy and effort could be so ruthlessly appropriated.  We decided to elevate ourselves into the Venutian clouds and exist in a heathier financial environment waiting for time and technology to advance.  

The product under disambiguation here Proud New Parents Gift Hamper Girl  is therefore of interest not only because it is a great baby gift to be shown in all searches for baby gifts, but it is predominantly one of a selection of great gift baskets which are available to purchase by anybody in the world who wishes to send a gift to the UK or within it. 

Our business plan for these keywords recognised that trying to exist on the surface of Venus is simply not possible.  It’s too hot and unforgiving.  Competing for that Baby Gifts keyword is equally unforgiving.  The competition is white hot, it’s not a pleasant place to try to spend any length of time.  Those that attempt it tend to be vapourised.  Instead we decided to orbit above the planet in the upper atmosphere.  The atmospheric pressure and temperature at about 50 km to 65 km above the surface of the planet is nearly the same as that of the Earth, making its upper atmosphere the most Earth-like area in the Solar System, even more so than the surface of Mars. Due to the similarity in pressure and temperature and the fact that breathable air (21% oxygen, 78% nitrogen) is a lifting gas on Venus in the same way that helium is a lifting gas on Earth, the upper atmosphere has been proposed as a location for both exploration and colonization.  We see keywords, conversion metrics and website quality metrics as being like thrusters or engines impacting the altitude and velocity of the key-word pods or bubbles that we have created.  We know it’s impossible to touch down on the planet, we want to circulate loosely around it making sure that we don’t leave its atmosphere but not getting too close to the surface where the pressure would squash us.

You could claim that since 2001 we have been discovering the troposphere of Venus with this keyword of “Baby Gifts UK” According to a series of scientific probes, the altitude from 52.5km to 54km has a temperature of between 20°C & 37°C.  The altitude at 49.5km is the point where the pressure becomes the same as Earth at sea level, so 50-54km altitude is the best area in which to base a colony. This is a really useful analogy for how Basketsgalore foresaw key words in the digital era.  Our two websites basketsgalore.co.uk with their pages basketsgalore.co.uk/baby-gifts and basketsgalore.ie/baby-gifts.html metaphorically represent 2 significant airships and closely associative keywords grew out as orbiting bola.  The Proud New Parents Gift Hamper Girl baby gift  would be connected to the UK airship and be found residing in the New Parents Orbiting bola.

Basketsgalore along with Bellini Baskets were the two original Baby Gift Basket Companies in the UK.  Nowadays there are dozens of companies and every year new ones start up.   A best practice SEO or bidding practice trying to be top is thus completely irrelevant and even dangerous.  Our search visibility position does not reflect the strength of our product offering, but our patience and Time Strategy using the Solar System Habitability Plan for our development allows us to stay relevant and improve our presence in an area which many might find to be an interesting and appealing destination in the future as we make it an increasingly more desirable place to visit.

It is this romantic allusion to our original thinking creativity which means that any search for words Baby Gifts + any location specifically targeting the UK could be met with the prominent display of such a product in the search results or answers sections of an entity seeking for a outlying or different answer to the puzzle of which websites should be displayed to answer a long searching human question regarding their search for a gift for babies and infants in the UK.   The basketsgalore/baby-gifts section is specific enough to be relevant, but generic enough to invite further investigation.  It is therefore immeasurably superior in imagination than any other corporate interpretation regardless of how much money is expended in its promotion.